I feel bad for trying to doll her up with a string of pearls. This girl is no dummy and wanted nothing to do with it.
|You want to drape this around my neck?|
Intelligent Polly Esther discovered some things we did not know, such as the fact our overhead fan light has a dimmer switch. She also managed to turn off the SoundFreaq speaker from my little video and knocked my cell phone off the nightstand when it rang.
|“I am not chewing this laptop cord.|
I’m keeping it from escaping.”
Another day my alarm clock sounded (no doubt thanks to Terra walking on it) and she again swept my cell phone onto the floor. I cannot fault her for misunderstanding the source of that obnoxious sound.
|“Drop your eyeglasses and they|
are mine to nibble.”
Isn’t it too bad she doesn’t have opposable thumbs to attend a trade school? Don’t you think she would be an excellent electrical technician?