My father has a tendency to pass along amusing
jokes. Today's is very dirty and absolutely hilarious.
Strippers and Dirty Old Ladies
Last
night my Red Hat friends and I went to Ladies Night at a local strip club. One of the
girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10
bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and
stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his other butt cheek.
In her attempt to impress the rest of us my third friend pulled out a $50 bill, called the guy over, and licked the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
Now the guy turned to me! With everyone's attention focused on us the guy started egging me on to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The dirty old woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left.
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What would you do in such a scenario? Hope you enjoyed a laugh and have a great day!
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Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his other butt cheek.
In her attempt to impress the rest of us my third friend pulled out a $50 bill, called the guy over, and licked the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
Now the guy turned to me! With everyone's attention focused on us the guy started egging me on to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The dirty old woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left.
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What would you do in such a scenario? Hope you enjoyed a laugh and have a great day!
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That is too funny :)
ReplyDeleteSo glad you enjoyed it. Sure made me laugh out loud. Be well!
DeleteOh, my word. Darla, you never cease to amaze me...you naughty little minx! Hugs.
ReplyDeleteHey, blame my dad. ~grin~ He's a hoot. Hugs to you, too, my dear!
DeleteHAHA....this did not offend me cause if I was quick enough to think of something like I would be one to do it! That is funny. Darla, I thank you so much for you sweet comment on my blog. I try to be selfless but there are times I want to be very selfish and think of just me.....I learned years ago that I had too, cause it is my life and my body that I have to take care of. Thank you for seeing the good side of me. I am back at my brothers, projects on hold and relaxing while here. Brought books, magazines and my laptop, NO PROJECTS. Dakota is at moms and my brother took one dog with him so I am minus a big dog and one that sticks to me like glue. Lily, she is hanging out doing her own thing! Life is good!
ReplyDeleteOh, you and I would get along famously, Pam, though perhaps get into trouble outdoing one another! So glad you can relax. I would miss being in my own home with that darling 'king' of a dog to keep me and his best kitty friend company. Take care!
DeleteToo funny.
ReplyDeleteSo glad you appreciate it! Be well, my dear.
DeleteWay to go! You definitely succeeded in raising the stakes and topping them. The Yaoi fangirl in me is chortling like mad at this little story, LOL! :)
ReplyDeleteOh, I wish this had been me. Sorry to mislead over the joke my father sent. Be well!
DeleteWhile hilarious, all I can think is 'Now you need a new card.'
ReplyDeleteOkay, that's funny, Robert. ~grin~ Thanks for turning the tables on that.
DeleteHahaha...too funny! Thanks for the chuckle early in the morning! And yeah! A new card now!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for stopping by with a kind word.
DeleteFun! I loved this!
ReplyDeleteAwesome. Thank you!
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