Saturday, April 21, 2018

A Rainbow Snippet for April 21st and 22nd



This weekend’s RainbowSnippets showcases a little adult humor. At
least I hope it’s funny. But if literary reference to intimacy makes you
uncomfortable you will probably want to stop reading here. It's not
my intent to upset or offend.


For back story, you need know one shape-shifter has lost her mind
under the animal id in the midst of ill-fated sexual power exchange.
While she retains humanoid thinking and shape, her surroundings
make no sense. And in her mind, her baffled lover has become her
assumed enemy.

Story:

I hobbled about searching for some suitable missile. My pathetic
nemesis followed at a safe distance, still chattering in a pointless way,
waving outspread arms.

Among so much human made garbage I discovered a smooth garish
club standing on end. Testing its heft I found the lined grip a little
narrow. Somehow those grooves spun and the thing awakened with a
rattle. To keep it from shaking free I tightened my hold.

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Do you know what she picked up? I hope you enjoyed and will check out the Rainbow Snippets Facebook page for a plethora of compelling vignettes.

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22 comments:

  1. HAHA...I am the wrong person to ask that....sounded like a bag of trash! haha

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    1. You are adorable. ~grin~ Hope you're feeling well today!

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  2. LOL. I'm guessing it's something we wouldn't want our grandma's seeing on display in our bedrooms? 😉

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    1. Pretty much, unless she's really progressive. ~grin~ Be well, my dear!

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  3. Omg Imagine the embarrassment if she got in a lucky blow. Heading to the emergency room and having to admit she was injured by an expertly wielded ... club

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  4. Heh, this is funny, scary, and yet I could definitely see where it could be seen as such! Well done!

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  5. I'm trying to keep my mind out of the gutter and that's not easy for me. I'll go with a golf club.

    Have a fabulous weekend. ♥

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    1. Oh, but you are right to have your mind in the gutter. ~grin~ Thank you for stopping by!

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  6. Cool snippet! Probably not a Shake Weight, eh? ;)

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    1. Thank you! And your correct 'guess' made me giggle.

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  7. I think I know, but I am blushing at the thought of typing it.

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    1. Thanks for commenting despite being a bit embarrassed. ~hugs~ Be well!

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  8. Lol! Don't let it get away... ;P

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  9. Missing a daily blog! HAHA....comment to your post on my blog, Darla, I really have to push myself to do anything I do and if you could see my house you would know that pushing myself in the house is not always something that gets done. Plus I pull things out to work on when I feel like it, like painting the other day, and then when I am done, I am so tired that I don't get them put up so they sit there for days. Lily will be a lone for a few days close to the end of the week so I need to get things cleaned up today and tomorrow.....plus I want Theresa to be able to come and go checking on Lily without tripping on crap and hurting herself.

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    1. Awww... Take care! ~hugs~ I hope the vacation doesn't wear you out too badly.

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  10. Awesome snippet...sounds good story brewing.

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  11. Very interesting. I'll be looking forward to seeing what happens next.

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