Friday, August 14, 2026

Odd Inheritances

My interests and tastes have always been quite different from other women I know. Male friends and colleagues notice this. Whenever a significant other wants something out of the house it often ends up with me.

One coworker’s son left behind his large Cartman, one of the “South Park” characters. Please ignore the fur on his face. Jezebel used to tuck up against him occasionally, hiding from kittens Terra and Polly. I never had the heart to remove the evidence.
I forget which spouse disliked Marvin the Martian...
How could anyone hate this grumpy little dude?

A buddy’s ex wife didn’t like his collection of H.P. Lovecraft plush toys. Shoggoth and Cthulhu were received with open arms.
Greetings from R’lyeh...


Shoggoth is upside down here;
I like the... mouth (?)...

That same dude’s former spouse kicked his poor wampa out the door. I have two cute versions purchased from Walt Disney World decades ago. The first got misplaced and we bought a second during another Orlando, FL trip. Personally, I think three wampas turn a house into a home.
Polly shows no fear of this harmless specimen...

Somehow my brothers and I played with this lawn toy without injury. Inside the box I found a useful surprise.
The tips are as hefty (dangerous) as they appear...

I don’t know why I never pulled those out of the box before the other day. The find’s timing was perfect as I needed some way to store various brimmed hats in a convenient way in which they wouldn’t receive damage.
The craftmanship is amazing...


 
This and another package had never even been opened!
I wish I had more of these beauties...

Can you imagine today’s parents buying something so dangerous to toss around the yard? Is it any surprise Jarts were linked to three tragic child deaths and over 6,000 emergency room visits?

16 comments:

  1. Toys back in the day were dangerous. No surprise on the stats on these. Goodness.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend. Hugs. ♥

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  2. We played Jarts, with no injuries.
    How 'bout Op-Yops? https://www.op-yop.com/
    You'd rip your hair out if it got tangled!

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  3. I'm not a collector, but if I were, I'd be happy to have anything you mentioned. :)

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  4. Nice collection of stuffies. Your friend sounds better off without an ex that was so controlling. XO

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  5. Polly is beautiful and clever! Marvin the Martian always made me laugh! :)
    Many of the toys we played with as children were downright dangerous! It's no surprise that they are no longer manufactured or sold today!

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  6. That's quite a collection of others' discards.
    The hook looks so nicely designed and finished.

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  7. We had jarts too. They need that heavy dart tip to land right. We loved playing with them. I don't think any of us were injured by them.

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  8. It's nice you had the room for those cast off items. They are a bit creepy though, so I understand why the spouses asked for them to be rehomed.

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  9. I like Cartman and Marvin 😁 I even have a "Bumble" (sorta like your wampa - (Bumble from Rudolf The Red Nose Reindeer) - and yeah we had those darts too .... nowadays they are just weighted

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  10. I often overhear mom and dad talking about things they did/played with when they were younger that would never fly now.

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  11. Brilliant post, so much fun! We adore collecting things too! Happy Monday! 😻🐾✨🐾😻

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  12. I remember jarts !!!
    and trying to balance on a pogo stick , and USE it on a concrete street and wonder what was broke when we fell over !!

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  13. Me recordó bastantes juguetes. Un post genial. Saludos desde España

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