Monday, May 1, 2017

Conjoined Burrito

I think someone might be trying to tell me something, like
“Stop eating all those frozen burritos!”

They are just so quick and convenient. Stuff one in a fold-top sandwich
bag and I can eat breakfast anywhere. Or lunch.

Not both on the same day, I promise. And at least I’m eating fruit first.

My initial oddball came in the form of an empty shell. Manufacturing
mistakes happen, of course, so I laughed it off. Today I pulled one out
and found this…

It almost put me off my feed. Ultimately I separated my conjoined
burritos before devouring the larger. I just knew that tiny bit would turn
inside out and be even more disgusting.

Have you had any bizarre food adventures lately?



  1. Hey, I like those frozen burritos too, they're so easy. And easy to have on hand. But the little mutant attached, hmmm, but I would have done the same, pulled it off, ate the larger one.

    1. That's cool, my friend. Thanks for the comment!

  2. and your burritos! I have not had any encounters with odd burritos since that is not on my list of foods to be eating right now. Burritos made me thing of when I worked downtown and would go to this cool place that you picked what you wanted to put in your burrito...sort of build your own. Yummy now I am hungry.

    1. Sorry I made you hungry for something you can't have! You inspire me with your attitude and discipline.

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    1. Thanks for tickling my funny bone by expressing amusement. My favorite thing in the entire world is to make people chuckle. Be well!

  4. Bizarre food adventures? I don't do bizarre food. But Conjoined Burrito is a great band name!

    1. That's awesome, Liz! I've been quite the foodie in my day. Now, I mostly don't want to be bothered; I'd rather be writing. ~grin~ This adventure was definitely unwelcome.


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