My husband and I often joke
that I live the life of a housecat. The fact Jezebel has become almost a Voodoo
doll for my existence takes this to the next level.
Case in point, she developed
that aforementioned limp in her right front leg about the same time my right
shoulder became painful. Fortunately, we both recovered. She must have landed
wrong following a jump. While my injury is a mystery, a doctor’s recommended
painkiller and exercise regimens healed me.
Meanwhile, I also related a false
cancer scare caused by the well meaning vet technician who left a message
regarding her blood test results. Guess what happened last week following my latest
mammogram?
Yup. I got a surprise, dreaded
call to come back for further examination.
No worries, though.
A complicated cyst was
diagnosed during my follow-up ultrasound. Unsurprised, the doctor advised more
scans in six months just to make certain the abnormality is stable.
That last bit of news left me
much calmer. Things are looking up! Heck, last week we got our initial shingles
vaccinations after being on the waiting list for almost a year. We’ll get the
secondary booster sometime within the next six months.
My arm still hurts and itches
a bit around the injection sight, but that’s preferable to the agonizing
condition it’s meant to prevent. The Christian reverend I engaged to perform our
1997 wedding suffered a shingles outbreak before our big day. Fortunately, that
considerate man got us into contact with a surrogate.
That fellow showed up late to
the B&B I booked, late enough to make some folks nervous, but did a fine
job. For me, it just meant we’d enjoy yet another engagement party before
eloping. To my groom’s chagrin, my
promise of an intimate service didn’t pan out like he expected. Both our mother’s
hosted large pre-parties in Northeast Ohio and
the wedding guest list doubled over what he expected. How could I have turned
away friends’ and coworkers’ spouses?
As for the big day, those
memories remain the favorite out of all my five decades. Nothing upset me, not even
when my father smashed my three tiered cake against the wall. I’ll save that
story for another post. The tell fits nicely with a strange bit of recent news.
Do you know the tradition of
freezing a portion of wedding cake for the couple to share on their first
anniversary? How about washing it down with sparkling wine for breakfast?
We did. Heh… What yummy
decadence.
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